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GAWPING AT GEW-GAWS Redder than Blackpool-rock, on the outside, Broad as an armspan, Long as his leg, Thicker than a match-box length, It made him mist-up Mottram's store-glass, To admire its marbled-blue insides, To drool on a score of the weirdest words, To see and say their cyphers with the semantics of the tongue-tied: Cupric oxide - Potash Alum - Cobalt Chloride - Nitre - Verdigris, Litmus, Sodium Sulphite (metabisulphite), Charcoal, Chalk. Little bits of cork called 'Logwood Chippings', Gypsum crystals (pink as a blush), Manganese Sulphate (pink but paler), Copper Sulphate's sapphire-stuff, All of 'em packed in little glass fingers, Test-tubes, the shopkeeper called 'em. One of 'em white, and one of 'em red, Two of 'em empty - two with stoppers - with a natty little bottle-brush left in the fifth,, Up one corner they'd stuck a tiny funnel, Like a dinky little trumpet made of glass. Bits of glass-tube gleamed like chopsticks next to the red rubber ooJit. -And that iron-pipe-effort with the sliding doo-dad - -How come they'd threaded it like a nut If he stuck it on the bolt-bit of that unscrewed yo-yo - what'd that wha'sname do ? And wha's them round bits of paper for? Wha's that pot like a fairy's po'? Wha's they keep in them red and blue boxes? Why put fuse-wire in a chemistry-set..? ... -Sterl

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